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The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism
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- Author
- JudeTraore
- Content guidance
- general
- Story chapters
- 329
- Audio chapters
- 329 verified
- Listening time
- About 40 hours 28 minutes of verified audio.
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About 40 hours 28 minutes of verified audio.
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Chapters
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- 1
Chapter 1 | The Scumbag System Doesn’t Care About Your Hangover
- 2
Chapter 2 | A 50% Reduction is a Declaration of War
- 3
Chapter 3 | A 1% Increase in Temptation is Not Worth a 94% Chance of Consequences
- 4
Chapter 4 | Sometimes The Best Lie is a Truth You’ve Decided to Weaponize
- 5
Chapter 5 | Pressure is The Intended Design
- 6
Chapter 6 | Radiant is a God, and I Am an Insect With a Gacha System
- 7
Chapter 7 | Stop Trying to Win Fair Fights
- 8
Chapter 8 | Lesson One: You’re Slower Than You Think
- 9
Chapter 9 | Moral Considerations Are Secondary to Survival
- 10
Chapter 10 | A Good Boy Makes Breakfast, and The Temptation Gauge Approves
- 11
Chapter 11 | Starting Tonight, You Get The Kind of Training That Makes People Quit
- 12
Chapter 12 | He’s Too Stubborn to Stay Down, and I’m Too Flustered to Stand Up
- 13
Chapter 13 | I Traded My Dignity for Gacha Tickets, and I’d Do It Again
- 14
Chapter 14 | Morality is a Luxury, But Stat Points Are an Investment
- 15
Chapter 15 | My Plan to Climb Mount Everest in Flip-Flops
- 16
Chapter 16 | Now We’re Even, and The System Agrees
- 17
Chapter 17 | A Week of Getting My Ass Kicked and All I Got Was This Lousy Stat Increase
- 18
Chapter 18 | Fool Me Once, Shame on the Scumbag System
- 19
Chapter 19 | Phantom Touch is The Name of My Fake Superpower
- 20
Chapter 20 | I’m Not The Same Lukas, and She’s Starting to Notice
- 21
Chapter 21 | An Aspect Born from a Gacha Pull
- 22
Chapter 22 | Dominance, Submission, and a Bowl of Popcorn
- 23
Chapter 23 | Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- 24
Chapter 24 | A Lie That Floats
- 25
Chapter 25 | The Fitzgerald Foundation
- 26
Chapter 26 | Blitz and a Bitter Aftertaste
- 27
Chapter 27 | Some Lines Can’t Be Uncrossed
- 28
Chapter 28 | Nine Years and a Text Message
- 29
Chapter 29 | A Revision to the Plan
- 30
Chapter 30 | Bold Moves and Blurred Frames
- 31
Chapter 31 | Antiseptic Mint and Other Foreplay
- 32
Chapter 32 | Blindfolded Dexterity
- 33
Chapter 33 | Damage Control
- 34
Chapter 34 | Trust Is a New Metric
- 35
Chapter 35 | Dr. Weber Will See You Now
- 36
Chapter 36 | From Unmarked to Force Manipulation
- 37
Chapter 37 | The Faceless Veil
- 38
Chapter 38 | The Devoted Threshold
- 39
Chapter 39 | Touch Under Cover
- 40
Chapter 40 | Optional Quest, Impossible Choice
- 41
Chapter 41 | Sustained Contact Under Mismatched Pretenses
- 42
Chapter 42 | Optimal Proximity, Suboptimal Choices
- 43
Chapter 43 | From One Fire to the Next
- 44
Chapter 44 | The Interruption and the Interrogation
- 45
Chapter 45 | The Indecent Hypothesis
- 46
Chapter 46 | There Is No Going Back
- 47
Chapter 47 | Precedent Established
- 48
Chapter 48 | No Safe Word
- 49
Chapter 49 | A Transaction with Benefits
- 50
Chapter 50 | The CEO of the Morning After